Monday, 27 May 2013

Taiha's Mini Mole: Episode 6: Not! Happy! JAN!!!



Taiha's Mini Mole

Episode 6:
Not! Happy! JAN!!!

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*After The Challenge*

Danny: I am so glad we won that last challenge. It's about time we actually make some money.
But then again, it was all thanks to Bridgette. She's the one who found Pacman!

Bridgette: I feel like I've actually contributed to the team. I was the reason we added all the money to the kitty last challenge. I think that I am really starting to like all these people.

Juan: Finally, thanks to Bridgette, we got some money. I mean it's about time. Especially after the pathetic performances the last couple of challenges. We definitely need to keep working as a team. Get that kitty up!

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Taiha: It's a stormy and rather unpleasant evening.

The contestants are having a break after their last challenge.
Bridgette and Stacey are gossiping on the lounge.

Danny is challenging Pacman to a game of pool.
... Which lets face it.
He's WAAAAAY out of his league!

and Juan is practising his piano skills.

All is well in the Mini Mole House!

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Jan: I can't believe they forgot about me! I mean seriously! Am I that invisible?!

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Jan: *groans*

Jan: EVERYONE!

Jan: Da fuq? How could you forget about me?!

Jan: Do you know how bad that makes me feel?!

Bridgette: Uh. Well...

Bridgette: Cheer up Jan! Uh. On the bright side, you won immunity!

Jan: *quietly* I had to walk through the f***ing rain b****.

Pacman: Well we're sorry. But it wasn't our fault. Blame the production crew.

Juan: Yeah. Don't get all huffy at us!

Pacman: Uh Danny. It's your turn.

Danny: Nah bro. It's yours.
Pacman: Oh.

Jan: I don't care who's go it is! I got left behind and no one seems to care.

Danny: Like I said... Not our fault.
Jan: Shut it Danny.
Pacman: Uh. Didn't I say that?

Stacey: Guyguyguyguys! Shh... I'm trying to watch this!

Random-movie-character-guy: Why always with the fighting?

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Stacey: I can't believe it. But Pacman and Bridgette... have like this thing goin' on. It's so adorable! They are literally the cutest couple I've seen in a while!

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Pacman: Ok. She's gone.

Bridgette: Don't you just love this movie?
Pacman: Yeah. I guess. 

Pacman: Come here.
Bridgette: *sighs*



Juan: *humph*



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Jan: *sighs* Ah. Young love. Bridgette and Pacman. They are definitely showing their love. 
I remember when I used to be like that. But that was a while ago now. Still good on them. 

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Jan: Personally. I think it's adorable!

Stacey: I agree. They are defs a couple made in heaven!

Stacey: What do you think Danny?
Danny: Meh. Good for them.
Jan: You've at least got to be happy for them!
Danny: Of course I am! 

Stacey: What about you Juan?
Juan: *groans*

Jan: What's his problem?

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Juan: Ok. At first, it was a strategy. Annoy and piss off Pacman until he gets eliminated. You know, throw him off his game. Now, I genuinely hate the guy! Everything just annoys me about him!
Just seeing him and Bridgette together just pushed me over the edge!

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Juan: That's it.

Juan: Oi Al!

Pacman: What. Do you want?!

Pacman: And don't call me Al!

Juan: What does being called Al, just push you too far Alex?!

Pacman: What is your f8**ing problem?!
Juan: You are!

Danny: Do I hear yelling?
Stacey: Yeah. I think you do.
Jan: Uh. What now?!

Jan: Uh Oh.

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Danny: HEY!!! Whats goin on here?!
Juan: And seriously! You're just a nerd. You're only still here because two idiots don't know how to play the game! You're next buddy!
Pacman: I am not your "buddy"!

Bridgette: SERIOUSLY! WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?! YOU SHOULD BE GOING HOME NEXT! YOU'RE A BULLY WHO IS ONLY HERE BECAUSE THE PRODUCERS NEEDED A FILL IN CHARACTER!
Juan: YEAH! WELL THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE REMOTELY INTERESTING IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A F****ING SHEEP! Grow a brain!!!

Jan: That's it I'm stopping this.

Stacey:  Jan! NO! Don't get in on this!

Jan: OI! LISTEN!
*everyone continues fighting*

Jan: LISTEN! You are all a bunch of children! You all need to grow up and learn some respect! Everyone is here because they are playing a game... and if you think that they are only on this Earth for any other reason. You can sincerely go f*** yourself!
Juan: OH YEAH! The only reason you are on this show is because they needed some old hag to boss everyone around!

Jan: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! YOU PEASANT!
*backhands Juan*

Juan: AH! What the hell!

Stacey: Woah. Way to go Jan!

Juan: You're all a bunch of a** h***s!!!

Danny: Man. For a lawyer he's not very good at fighting.

Pacman: Thank you so much for backing me up!
Bridgette: It's ok. Anything to get rid of that jerk!

Danny: Hey Jan. If I started yelling, would you punch me.
Jan: Don't even talk to me Danny!!!
Danny: Jees, touchy.

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Jan: I'm glad I told Juan a lesson. Because you're never too old to get a smack!

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Jan: Grrr....



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*Quiz Time!*


Well... It seems that since last time the laptop was used. It broke.
Blame Pacman!
I kinda forgot to get it fixed. -_- My bad.
So for now.
The contestants will be doing the quiz the old fashion way.


Pen and Paper!
Yep. We love modern technology on the Mini Mole.
Anyway.
It's quiz time!

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Question 1: Is the Mole male or female?
a. Male
b. Female

Question 2: What colour pants/jeans does the Mole wear?
a. Black 
b. Blue




Question 3: Does the Mole wear glasses?
a. Yes
b. No

Question 4: Was the Mole wearing their sleepware during this episode?
a. Yes
b. No



Question 5: When did the Mole see Taiha?
a. First/Second
b. Third
c. Fourth
d. Fifth/Sixth

Question 6: What was the Mole's job in the original challenge?
a. Hiding
b. Seeker
c. Time Keeper




Question 7: Where was the Mole hidden?
a. A Park
b. The Movie Studio
c. A Diner
d. Town Hall
e. A Nightclub
f. The Gym




Question 8: Home many times did the Mole use their phone? (Only when you can see them using it. Not *murmur*)
a. The Mole did not use the phone
b. Once
c. Twice
d. More than twice

Question 9: Did the Mole win an exemption?
a. Yes
b. No



Question 10: Who is the Mole?
a. Jan Ellis
b. Juan Kennedy
c. Bridgette Newman
d. Pacman Pierce
e. Danny Sharpe
f. Stacey White




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(A random Alien decided to join the show) 

(Alien you are eliminated. XD)



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*At the elimination*




Taiha: Sup cool cats?! Are you ready for tonight's elimination?!

Taiha: Oh. And if you don't already know the rules by now. Then I don't know how you are still in this game!

Alien: I don't know how it works!

Jan: Bah-bah-bah. An...... ALIEN!!!

Taiha: Lolwhat?.... Anyway.
I've read the computer and it seems that we have another...
TIE!!!
Cause we all know how that ended up last time.

Taiha: So. Juan care to start?
Juan: Whatever. I'm game.

Pacman: Please be him. Please be him. Please be him.

























































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Taiha: You're all good.
Juan: Yeah.

Bridgette: Well, you tried.
Pacman: I know. I didn't hope hard enough.


Taiha: Jan? You next?
Jan: I have immunity.
Taiha: Oh right. Forgot.
Jan: WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET ME!?

Juan: Maybe you should make big Al go next. Seeing as he's such a man now.

Taiha: Nah. Bridgette?
Juan: Meh. Close enough.





























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Bridgette: C**p!
Pacman: NO!

Taiha: Sorry Bridgette. We have to go.

Stacey: No! She can't go!

Jan: She is definitely not the one who should be going tonight.

Bridgette: *sighs* Well bye all!

Pacman: No wait!


Taiha: Well Bridgette. You tried, but you didn't catch that cheeky mole.
Bridgette: I know.

Taiha: Personally. I thought that you're whole thing with Pacman was so cute.
Bridgette: Hehe thanks.

Bridgette: It was nice seeing you again.
Taiha: Haha. Stay in touch girl.

Pacman: Bridgette wait!

Pacman: Don't go!

Pacman: Take my place.

Bridgette: I can't. I won't! You must win this for me Pacman.
Pacman: Please. Call me Alex.

Bridgette: Fine then. Win this for me... Alex.

*they start making out*

Taiha: OMG! That is like so cute!... But she does have to go. We're almost out of time.

Pacman: *sighs* Goodbye Bridgette!
Taiha: She'll be back.
Pacman: She will?
Taiha: Yeah at the finale.
Pacman: Oh right.

Taiha: Sucks bro. She's gone.

Taiha: What a shocking day on the Mini Mole!


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Sorry to Smarties but again, it's your own fault XD You tried you're best.
You tied with one other person in the game and I left it up to chance again.
Unfortunately the randomiser chose Bridgette to leave.
So unfortunately, that is the end of your game.
But thanks for playing Taiha's Mini Mole :D

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Hosted by Taiha Anderson.
Produced by Haylo.

Contestants:
Bridgette Newman
Jan Ellis
Amber Ferreira
Stacey White
Danny Sharpe
Juan Kennedy
Brad Hughes
Pacman Pierce
That Alien XD

Real Life Players:
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