Monday 18 November 2013

Taiha's Mini Mole: Season 2: Episode 9: Underwater Whispers

Taiha's Mini Mole
Season 2

Episode 9:
Underwater Whispers
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Taiha: ERMAGHERD! Birds! The Beach! Sun!

Taiha: Um. Yeah can we just forget that... and keep this purely professional.

Chantelle: We're trying.
Clara: It's not working.
Taiha: Um... WELCOME! Final 5!

Taiha: Ok. Remember. ONE of you is the new Mole.

Taiha: Despite anything you think about them. And no matter how much you can trust them before...

Taiha: They aren't trustworthy anymore!

Taiha: Right. Now that that's out of the way. Onto the challenge! And it's a good one today!
I call it. UNDERWATER WHISPERS!
I need two people to stay by the wall. Possibly who are good at puzzles.

Chantelle: I don't wanna brag. But I'm sure I'm the smartest here.
Clara: Me too... So I guess we'll both do it.

Taiha: Yeah. Sure. Whatever floats your boat...
Speaking of boats!
We need two people to be out in or on the water...

Dean: I don't think I can.

Taiha: Yeah. I'm volunteering you for staying on the beach.
We need one underwater and one who is good with boats.

Rob: I don't mind being underwater.

Clara: Ha! Right. With your past why should we even let you go near the water!
Chantelle: She's right. You're less than reliable. I think Mandi should be in the water.

Mandi: I'm flattered. But I don't know how I'll...
Clara: JUST DO IT!
Mandi: Fine! Keep your pants on.

Taiha: That leaves the boat for Rob. I'll give you guys your instructions in a second. Come with me out into the ocean!

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Taiha: Ok. They're been explained the rules of their part. Mandi will search for titles to movies, shows or books underwater.
She will then reword it and send it to Rob.
Rob will them translate that message to Dean.

Taiha: Dean will then announce to you two Rob's answer, Chantelle and Clara.

Taiha: As you can see... There is a giant wall behind you.
Dean: What really?
Clara: Where?
Taiha: Uh. It's right there!!!

Taiha: Chantelle and Clara. You will have to find the letters to the original answer Mandi found and spell it out on the giant wall.

Dean: How much money do we get for this?"
Taiha: $5,000 for each correct phrase.
Now can you test your microphone?
Dean: Calling Rob. Come in Magic-Man!

Rob: This is Magic-Man. I can hear you loud and clear... Uh... Wheelchair-Guy. Over.
Dean: You don't need to say over... and Wheelchair-Guy? Really?
Rob: You started it.

Taiha: MANDI! THIS IS TAIHA! CAN YOU HEAR ME!
Mandi: YES!
Rob: She can Taiha.
Taiha: Tell her to start.

Rob: Taiha says go.
Mandi: I CAN HEAR HER!

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*Awesome decorating skills I did ;)*

*Example of a chest where Mandi will find the Phrase*


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Taiha: Time starts now!
Chantelle: Okie dokie.

Clara: Maybe we should not spell out exemption. *cough cough*

Taiha: Look. That may have worked numerous times in the past but not now.

Clara: Right. And maybe we should also not stop the challenge so that there is no show.

Taiha: I'm not stupid. It's not my money you guys are trying to win.
Clara: UH!! JUST GIVE ME AN EXEMPTION!
Taiha: Never!

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Rob: How are you doing down there Mandi?

Mandi: It's difficult. But I can do it.

Mandi: I'm at the first chest now!
Rob: Good. What does it say?

Mandi: Hold up! Its very slow under here!

Mandi: Ok. First clue is... um...

Mandi: "The Quiet of the Baby Sheep"
Rob: How is that a movie?!
Mandi: It just is ok!

Rob: Ok. Listen closely Dean. My answer is... "The Lack of Noise of the Followers of Little Bo Peep"
Dean: Uh... Ok?

Chantelle: What did he say?
Dean: "The lack of Noise of Little Bo Peeps Followers"?
Chantlle: Thats my favourite movie! Not!

Dean: Don't ask me. I'm just the messenger!
Chantelle: Right.

Clara: This chest is filled with letters! How are we gonna find anything in here?!

Chantelle: Well first we need to know what we are spelling out. The lack of Noise of Little Bo Peeps Followers? Ideas?

Chantelle: Little Bo Peep. Lost her sheep.
Clara: So Quiet Sheep?

Chantelle: Also a good movie. No I think it's...

Clara: Silence of the lambs!
Chantelle: I was gonna say that!!!

Taiha: This is gonna be a looooong day!

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Rob: Next one?
Mandi: For god's sake Rob! Lay off! It's really slow.

Mandi: I'm nearing in on one.

Mandi: Alright. Get Dean ready.

Mandi: Oh lord. How do I do this one? Uh... "Club Guy Starts"?
Rob: Uh. Sure.

Rob: Dean. "Bar Man Commence"
Dean: Oh God. You are not helping... "Barman Commence" GUYS?!
Chantelle: Ok! Oh and tell Mandi and Rob to make sure to get it AS CLEAR as possible. Please?
Dean: Chantelle says make it clear next time.

Mandi: IF HE WANTS CLEAR! HE CAN COME DO IT HIMSELF!

Dean: So yeah. Barman Commence?

Clara: Ok. Nightclubs? Starts. Mixologist... Um... Bartender Begins?
Chantelle: BATMAN BEGINS!

Chantelle: You start on that! I'll work on the other one.

Clara: I can't find a B and we need two!!!

Chantelle: Got an M?
Clara: NO!

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Mandi: Got another one!

Rob: Already? I thought you said it was hard to get to them?
Mandi: Well... It was close.

Rob: So what is it?
Mandi: It's "Crazy".
Rob: Well...
Mandi: It's "Crazy"!
Rob: Tell me what it is!
Mandi: THE ANSWER IS CRAZY!
Rob: Oh.

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Chantelle: There. We got it. Let's lock it in and take it down.

Clara: Wait. We might need to change it later. We should lock it in later.

Rob: Why? Do it now! 
Oh... and Rob says "Insane".

Chantelle: Another one?!
Clara: What letters do you need?
Chantelle: Uh. Just start thinking about "Insane". I'm fine.

Chantelle: Crap. We're out of room.
Clara: You're fine huh?

Chantelle: Do we have time to move them all over?
Clara: Fine. Lets lock in the answer.

Taiha: *whistles mole theme song* 

Chantelle: TAIHA!!!
Taiha: CHANTELLE!!!
Chantelle: WE WANNA LOCK IN SILENCE OF THE LAMBS!!!
Taiha: WHAT?! YOU WANNA CHECK YOUR UNDERPANTS?!
Chantelle: NO! WE WANT TO LOCK IN OUR ANSWER!
Taiha: YOUR STARSIGN IS CANCER?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A LEO?!

*looks at answer* 

Taiha: Oh.

Taiha: ITS WRONG!
Chantelle: Did she just say it's wrong?
Clara: HOW?!
Dean: Just move on! Hurry up!

Chantelle: Ok. I'll try and take it down and you finish the old one.

Clara: DONE!
Taiha: ITS RIGHT!
Chantelle: Bout Time.

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Mandi: ...What's this one? Hm...

Mandi: "The Traitor".
Rob: Oh. Easy!

Rob: Dean. "The Spy"

Dean: GUYS! Mandi has another one and it's "Spy"... or something like that.

Clara: Tell Mandi to slow the hell down!

Taiha: Look. You guys better hurry up.
Chantelle: They better slow down.
Taiha: Look. I'm making a time limit cause I'm bored and I wanna get icecream.

Clara: Look. Obviously the answer to insane is Psycho.

Chantelle: And? The other one... Uh. Forgot. Spy?
Clara: James Bond?

Chantelle: There are like 80 different Bond Films! None of them are called James Bond either.

Clara: Do you have a better idea?
Chantelle: No. Just... UH!! GET MOVING!

Chantelle: UH CANT TAKE THIS PRESSURE!

Clara: Calm your farm woman. I'll write Psycho you do the rest.

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Rob: Well... At least it's a nice day. I really wanna turn around and see how they are going.

Mandi: I'm sure they are doing fine. These aren't that hard.

Mandi: I'm at another chest. Last one I think.

Mandi:... Why hello there!

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Chantelle: Still... Can't... Find... * puffing* A J!

Chantelle: Got a J?!

Clara: Nope. Go fish! 

Rob: Ok. I have one. "Child Fight"
Dean: INCOMING! Another one! "Child Fight".

Chantelle: UH! Tell Mandi to shut up!

Dean: Rob tell Mandi to shut up.

Rob: Mandi. Shut up. 

Mandi: Don't tell me to shut up!
Rob: Oh sorry. It was Dean.
Mandi: Tell him to shut up!

Chantelle: There. I got a J. Just need an S which is over there... an N and a D.

Chantelle: This is definitely wrong but... We're outa time.

Clara:  I got you an N. Merry Christmas.
Chantelle: Did you finish yours?
Clara: Yep.

Chantelle: Oh my god! Taiha can you see this?!

Chantelle: Clara. What is a pscho?!

Clara: Its a... Your mum's a PSCHO!

Clara: Better than a Jame Bo!

Taiha: Ok. Times almost up. Finish up guys.

Chantelle: I lock in Psycho in that case!

Taiha: And another one correct! But sadly. Mandi is done so it's time up!

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Taiha: Well... You all did a fairly decent job... at sucking.

Taiha: Let's start with how much money you've won. $10,000... Out of a possible $25,000.

Taiha: The correct answers were. "Batman Begins" and "Pyscho".

Taiha: Wrong answers include. Not even attempting. "Star Wars".
Dean: Star wars?

Taiha: Wrong answers were. "James Bond" instead of "The Mole".
Mandi: Wow. That was the easiest one! 
Chantelle: *facepalm*
Taiha: And "Silence of the Lambs" instead of "THE Silence of the Lambs"!
Chantelle: I'm telling you it's the same!

Taiha: Yeah... and unless the "The" just happened to magically vanish like the kitty is! It's important. 
Chantelle: It's not!
Taiha: I make the rules! Now. AWAY!


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Winners Kitty: $59,000
Moles Kitty: $71,000

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Contestants:
Aaron
Ali and Ava
Chantelle
Clara
Dean
Mandi
Mark
Rob

Players:
M13Vulpecula
Skelda
Smarties101
Kaliko103
Simsinnati
Turnersims3
Zefiewings
Twiddle3