Friday 11 October 2013

Taiha's Mini Mole: Season 2: Episode 5: Faux Elimination and a Funeral: Part 1

Taiha's Mini Mole
Season 2

Episode 5:
Faux Elimination and Funeral: Part 1

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Mission #3
Location: Lucky Simoleon Casino

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Rob: Where are we? 
Mandi: What are we doing here?

Ali: I don't know!
Ava: Do we look like we know?!

Dean: Why am I wearing a tuxedo?!

Clara: Everyone be quiet!!!

Clara: Or I will kill you!

Chantelle: Right... Well it's probably just time for the next challenge!

Taiha: Hey guys guess what?!

Taiha: It's probably time for your next challenge!
Everyone head in to the casino.... Except Mandi!

Chantelle: What did I say?!
Rob: Yes Chantelle. You were right.
Dean: Maybe it's to do with gambling? Cards?

Ava: Ooooh. Mandi's in TROOOUBLE!

Mandi: Me?

Mandi: Why me?
Taiha: Well it seems... Wait till I get closer.

Taiha: It seems that your ol' pal Aaron... Thought you were the smartest player.
Mandi: Yeah... Right...
Taiha: Nope. Truth! He totally picked you! Even after your cat fight early in like the first episode or something!

Mandi: So what does this have to do with anything?
Taiha: Well... Your friends over there are going to play a little game of Cluedo... and you're the detective.
Mandi: Go figure. Coincidence much?
Taiha: What?
Mandi: Nothing!

Taiha: Anyway. Head out there where you will be given a brief on what to do and a catch up to detective skills.
Mandi: See you soon then? 
Taiha: Yep. Sure. Whatever. Don't really care much...

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Taiha: Sup dawgs?!
Bet you're all wondering whats with the casino? Where Mandi at? What's with all the tuxedos and formalwear?! Why am I asking so many questions?! Is Ali really prettier than Ava?! How many cats should I have before I legally own a zoo? How big does a pencil have to be before it stops being a pencil and become a plank of wood?
All: ...

Taiha: My robot friend will answer all of these but not in the order you asked them.
Just joking.
Now onto the challenge.
It's none other than a simple game of...

Taiha: MURDER!

Clara: I have been waiting all my life for this moment!

Rob: It was Professor Plum with Candlestick in the Hall!

Chantelle: Yeah. Nup. I have the "you're an idiot" card.

Taiha: You guys are going to plan a murder in which you must keep the identity of the murder a secret from Detective Mandi Stuart. It's her job to crack the case and in the meantime earn herself an exemption!

These are your 4 witnesses. One of which could be the murderer!

Lord Charles

Miss Jane

Sir David

or Lady Elizabeth?

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Taiha: Now. You will have to plan the murder together making sure to cover any tracks, pick a murderer of course and finally ONE of you will become... the VICTIM!

Taiha: Oh. And there are also NO RULES! Except don't leave and general rules apply. 

Ava: No rules?! How can there be NO rules?

Ali: I think she means that we can do what ever we want!
Ava: I KNOW THAT ALI!

Rob: So technically we can do anything. But as long as Mandi doesn't know the murderer we win.

Taiha: Uh. Yeah. But we won't let you win if you don't try. Oh and one more thing. When being interviewed, the murderer can lie everyone else MUST tell the truth. So try to make sure that you know the minimum.

Dean: So thats it. We can start now? We win if Mandi doesn't know.
Chantelle: Mission Impossible?... Uh. Mission Unlikely?

Clara: I wanted to be the murderer. I'd kill you all.

Ava: Well we need to choose a victim. Ali and I probably shouldn't be the victims... There's two of us.
Ali: Plus we look SOOOO much better alive!
Ava: Yeah.

Chantelle: Anyone want to volunteer?

Dean: I guess I'll do it if no one else wants to.

Rob: I'm surprising very ok with this!

Ava: Now all we need is a killer!
Dean: I think the guy with the neat moustache!


Rob: No. He looks too...
Clara: Ugly!
Rob: I was going to say guilty!

Dean: Fine then. Mole.

Chantelle: How about the nice young lady? The blonde one?

Chantelle: She looks pretty innocent!

Rob: No! Bowler hat guy!

Clara: You're all wrong its the strong, independent, black haired woman!

Ali: I THINK AVA SHOULD DO IT!

Ava: Ali I can't. Only one of those four can do it!

Chantelle: Wait. That's genius! Taiha never said that the murder can't be one of us!

Ali: There's no rules remember! We can do what we want!

Clara: Holy s***. Ali has a brain!?
Ava: You. Me. Carpark. Come at me.

Chantelle: Thats a good idea. Only problem is... we all will know that Ava was the murderer and would be forced to tell Mandi.

Dean: Well... How do we choose a murderer without the others knowing?

Ali and Ava: LETS DRAW CARDS!

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Ava: Get a black and you're not the killer... get a red however...

Ali: And you're the one whodunit!
Ava: Who did it... Who did it Ali.
Ali: How should I know?

Ava: Ready? Lets go!

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Here is how it's going down!

Chantelle: The murder will take place around the pool.

Dean: We'll place one of the actors outside sleeping. Ordered to not wake up!

Ava: And the two women at the firepit facing away from where Dean will lay!

Rob: The third one will be inside by himself away from the area.

 Ali: One of us will be the murderer.

Dean: I'll be laying out on the deck chair in the back corner... waiting to get murdered.

Clara: The ugly guy will walk to the bathroom at the start of the murder.

Clara: Once the murder is over he'll come out.

Chantelle: One at a time...

Rob: We'll all walk out...

Clara: If we're the murderer...

Ava: We'll murder Dean. If not...
Ali: We won't?
Ava: Right.

Dean: Once the deed is done you'll all come back to your seats.

Chantelle: Oh! And if you aren't the murderer sit in the chair opposite the one Lord Charles was going to sit at.

Clara: If you are the murderer. Be sneaky. I'm not planning on blowing this challenge cause you guys can't murder someone. I mean come on! This is the easiest challenge yet. This one time I...
ALL: We don't care!

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Mandi: All done. I think I'm ready!
Taiha: Well you'll be happy to hear that your good ol' pal Dean has been murdered.
Mandi: We aren't that close so yeah I'm not that saddened by the news.

Taiha: Gees. That's a bit cruel.
Mandi: Sorry.
Taiha: You have 10 questions maximum you can ask the suspects. You should start by investigating the crime scene and rounding up suspects. You must figure out the murderer to win your exemption!
Oh. 
And only the murderer can lie... everyone else is sworn to tell the truth... and believe me... a lot of swearing came from Clara!

Mandi: Ok. Back to the good old days... Not.

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Ali: Ava look it's Detective Mindy!

Mandi: Everyone. I'm going to have to ask you to remain clam and stay here. Dean has been murdered and you are key witnesses in this case.

Mandi: Sir. I'm going to have to ask you to join the others in the Casino. There has been a murder.
Lord: Oh Good Lord!

Mandi: Sir. Sorry to wake you but there has been a murder. Can you join the others in the Casino?

Mandi: Guys. Casino. Now. Murder. Please.

Lady: Oh My!
Miss: How could this be?!

Mandi: Oh Dean. You were so...

Mandi: You died so... You... Yeah I got nothing.
Ew is that real blood?
Better find a murder weapon and fast.

Mandi: I'll look for it in the garden maybe? Where else would you put it?

Mandi: Hold up!

Mandi: Hm... Is it a sword?

Mandi: No it's a cane... Maybe a croupier stick of some kind? There is blood on the end. Better take it for evidence.

Mandi: Hm... So the two ladies were at the fire... They couldn't have left without the other knowing.

Mandi: The man was here sleeping. So unless he was awake at all during the time he saw nothing.
So the other guy must be the killer.

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Mandi: Everyone! May I have your attention?!

Mandi: I'm going to ask for some details about what you saw starting with...

Mandi: You Miss...
Lady: Lady Elizabeth actually.
Mandi: Sure could you follow me to these seats over here?

Mandi: Ok. So I'd like to clear up something...

Mandi: Did you or did you not see the other lady leave the firepit at all during the murder to kill Dean?
Lady: No sorry. Neither of us left.
Mandi: Thank you can you go and get me...

Sir: Sir David.
Mandi: Sir David, can you explain what you did from start to finish of the murder? Did you wake at all?

Sir: I can safely say I slept the entire time! Not once did I get up. But I did wake during the middle but I didn't see anything unusual.
Mandi: Hm... Thank you.

Mandi: Well I'm not sure if Sir David is lying. But if the girl says that the other didn't leave then if she was lying then that'd mean that the other girl DID leave the firepit to kill Dean... Which means that she couldn't lie and it's a circle. Which means neither girl is the murder.

Mandi: I need to clear up the other guy first. He wasn't here when I was talking to Taiha but then he was when I came to fetch him... 

Mandi: Sir can I ask you.
Lord: My name Lord Charles if you must know!
Mandi: Right. Can I ask you to explain your entire whereabouts during the murder?
Lord: Well... Firstly I sat down on that chair over there... then I got up and went to the bathroom. Came back and sat down and then you came over and told me about a murder.
Mandi: I see. Thanks for your time.

Mandi: I'd better check the bathroom then. Great.

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Mandi: Seriously? I don't want to go in there. Is there someone in there?!
Camera Guy #1: No It's empty.
Mandi: Can you send someone in to check?
Camera Guy #2: Yeah It's empty and all clear to go in.

Mandi: This is disgusting... but clean! But there is no sigh of any blood or anything that says that the murderer washed themselves at this tap. But judging by the slight mess and the rest being clean... I'd say someone HAS been here though.

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Mandi: If the girls aren't lying... The boys are telling the truth too...

Mandi: That must mean that one of the others is the murderer!

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Mandi: Ok. Ali... Ava... I'm going to ask you a deal... In which you can accept ONLY if you are the murderer.
Ali: Ok?
Mandi: IF you are the murderer and you give up now. I'll toss a coin on whether or not to give you my exemption but you can only take the deal if you are the murderer.

Ava: We won't take the deal.

Mandi: Toss a coin to get the exemption. 50/50. But ONLY if you are the murderer can you accept.

Clara: ...
Mandi: Clara?
Clara: I can't take that offer.

Chantelle: Nope sorry. I'm not the murderer!

Rob: No. I'd rather win money.

Mandi: Well thanks anyone Rob.
Rob: Nice try though. Good luck with your inquiries.

Mandi: Well... After all that. I think I know who it is. It's a rough call but I think I got it.

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Mandi: I'd like to accuse the murderer.

Taiha: Is that so? You still have... I think 2 questions or something left before you have to stop?

Mandi: I'll take my chances. It's a win win for me anyway. Money or exemption.

Taiha: Well... Lets go inform everyone of your accusation.
Mandi: Lets.

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Taiha: Everyone. I'll have you gather around here. Detective Mandi has an important announcement to make!


Mandi: Yes well... After I examined the body. I found that Dean had been hit over the head with a very heavy and croupier stick. Possible from this Casino here.

Ava: A what now?
Chantelle: Shh...
Mandi: After much debate and questioning...

Mandi: I've managed to deduce that something...

Chantelle: Oh no.

Mandi: That one of the suspects said didn't quite match up and proved that they had the ability to lie.

Mandi: After I realised none of the 4 actors... uh... suspects were the killer.

Mandi: I offered you all the choice to toss a coin for the exemption if you were the murderer.
Clara: B****.
Mandi: Sorry Clara.
Everyone said No... Except one person said. "No. I'd rather win the money"

Mandi: This said that they had a choice in the matter and had the ability to choose to take the offer if they wanted to.
So I accuse...
ROB of murdering DEAN!!!

Taiha: Rob? Is this correct?

Rob: Yes. I have caused great dishonour to the group.

Mandi: YES!!! I WON EXEMPTION!

Ali: Aww good for her!
Ava: Well done Mandi.
Nice going ROB!

Chantelle: Psst. Mandi. Tone it down a little!

Rob: I said I am sorry. It was a stupid mistake!

Taiha: Thank you actors. You can now go live your boring lives.

Taiha: They were homeless by the way. I was doing them a favour.
Now everyone head home. We have an elimination tomorrow night!

Chantelle: ... Why do I feel like we're forgetting something?
Taiha: Pfft. Like I'd know.

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Dean: Guys... Are you done yet?

Dean: GUYS?! I'M STILL ALIVE OVER HERE! CALL AN AMBULANCE!

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Winners Kitty: $29,000
Moles Kitty: $26,000


Contestants:
Aaron
Ali and Ava
Chantelle
Clara
Dean
Mandi
Mark
Rob

Players:
M13Vulpecula
Skelda
Smarties101
Kaliko103
Simsinnati
Turnersims3
Zefiewings
Twiddle3

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